"Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get."
"The fluttering of a butterfly's wings can effect climate changes on the other side of the planet"
"I"ve lived in good climate, and it bores the hell out of me. I like weather rather than climate."
"Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather."
"Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby."
"Rainbows apologize for angry skies."
"The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it."
"Weather is a great metaphor for life - sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and there's nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella."
"The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain."
"The answer lies in the soil" was the catch phrase of Arthur Fallowfield
a West Country gardener played by Kenneth Williams in a radio comedy.
Poor soil is a serious handicap for any gardener and one of the best ways to improve it's structure is by incorporating compost. It will help sandy soils retain moisture and open up clay soils to improve drainage.
Plastic or wooden compost bins can be purchased quite cheaply or can be made even more cheaply from old timber. For most households, this is the ultimate example of recycling and helping our planet.
Anything that once lived will eventually rot down and could, therefore, be added to the compost heap. However, leftover animal meat tends to attract vermin and is best avoided. Larger woody material is also best avoided unless you have the means to chop it fine so that it can rot down at the same rate as other vegetation.
Locate your compost heap on soil so that worms, fungi and bacteria can easily get in to do their work. You also need to provide a cover for the heap to help keep it warm and to prevent excess rain getting in. Try to imagine the ideal conditions of temperature and moisture where you tend to find plenty worms and that is what you should aim to achieve.
You can study all kinds of theories about how to make the perfect compost, but appreciate that nature has been following essentially the same process for millennia, without any human intervention, so don't become obsessive about it.
Compost takes time to convert into a sweet smelling additive for your soil, so the sooner you start your compost heap the better.
The important components for best results from your compost heap are nutrition, air and moisture. These are the essentials of life needed by the micro-organisms that do the hard work of converting waste products into valuable compost.
Those minute workers thrive on a balanced diet that contains carbon and nitrogen.
As a general rule, carbon is found in brown materials such as twigs, straw, hard stems, dried leaves and the like. You can also add clean cardboard and scrap paper though it is better if they are shredded to speed up the process of decomposition.
Nitrogen, on the other hand, is found in green plant materials such as fresh leaves, flowers, grass cuttings, weeds (though try to avoid perennials), uncooked vegetable waste from the kitchen, teabags, paper towels and similar.
See below for a more comprehensive list of ingredients for your compost heap.
This is another essential for life and you should make an effort to keep the right balance.
If the heap becomes too wet, it may start to smell, in which case the best remedy is to add more brown materials.
The heap must not be too dry either, or you could be inviting other problems such as having a colony of ants move in. If too dry, you will also slow down the process of decomposition.
The obvious solution is to add more water. This is not an exact science, but the rule of thumb is the materials on your heap should appear damp but not soaking wet.
This is the third essential ingredient, which means that you should avoid pressing materials down onto the heap. In fact, as the heap settles, you will probably need to introduce more air by stirring the heap up with a fork or other tool made specifically for this purpose.
If the heap becomes too compacted, the ultimate solution is to empty it all out of the container, turn it over and give it a good forking before returning it to the container.
Whatever materials you add to your compost heap, they need to be chopped up, though not everything should be too fine. If you have a garden shredder, it is great for twigs and even small branches.
Alternatively, you can often do a good job with a small amount of materials by spreading it on a rough part of the lawn and running over it with a rotary mower. Take particular care with this method, however, that the mower is always under control and that hard materials are not thrown out like small missiles.
Finished compost resembles thick dark soil, with a fresh, earthy smell. If you can still easily recognise any of the original materials, such as peelings, then you need to allow the compost more time.
Decomposition also depends on the temperature and therefore tends to be slower over the winter months than in summer. Under optimum conditions, the process may take around two months, but for most of us we may have to wait rather longer, perhaps up to six to nine months.
Homemade compost makes an excellent mulch for your garden borders and vegetable patches. It may look a little lumpy with bits of twigs and other items still evident, though this does not detract in any way from its effectiveness.
However, if you are unhappy about the appearance, the answer is to fork it into the top inch or two of the soil and the worms will soon incorporate it in with the rest of the garden.
If you are potting up containers for your patio, you can mix the compost with ordinary garden soil (a ratio of around 3 to 1 should be suitable) to produce a healthy growing mixture.
You can use compost as a lawn feed, though appearance is particularly important in this case and you do not have the option of forking it in. For this purpose, you need to sieve out the bigger lumps, which can then be returned to the compost bin to be broken down further.